I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk
how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????
you could be sad about your otp but consider:
- one making awful breakfast for the other and the other eating it because they appreciate it that much
- one putting their ridiculous music on in the car and singing along while the other sits in the passenger seat with their head in their hands
- the two of them going down to the beach and one getting sunburned really badly so the other slathers them with aloe gel when they get home
- one getting home from work later than the other and stretching out on top of them like a big lazy cat while they sit on the couch in front of the tv
- one inexplicably bringing home an animal and refusing to drop it at the shelter so they and the other have to take care of it
- the both of them going out to a park and getting ice cream to sit with and eat on a bench
- one sending memes to the other while they’re at work so much they turn their phone off in exasperation
- one giving the other their jacket and not getting it back from the other until it stops smelling like them
he literally put the strawberry in his pocket as if it were a treasure what
This image represents all of Deidara’s potential. He can make out with himself. What else can he do? He could also give himself love bites with these mouths. He could suck his own dick. He could eat his own ass. He could suck his own dick and eat his own ass at the same time. He could make out with 4 people at once (if you count the mouth on his chest). He could suck 4 dicks at once. He could eat 4 asses at once. I believe Deidara has the most potential out of all the Akatsuki and arguably, everyone in the series.
ARE THESE SKELETONS HOMO GAYS???? I DO NOT SEE A BONE TITTY I AM UNCOMFOTRABLE