Part two of a collection of best tweets found in the #bisexualfacts twitter tag.
(Part one here.)
TO ALL HOMESTUCKS I GIVE YOU LIFE. LEARN IT. WRITE IT. READ IT.
woah calm down there Disciple
(ehehehehe this was fun)
Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth
you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours
That was smooth as fuck
"If this was an RPG there’d definitely be something happening with that wall."
things I would like to happen if Dean and Cas ever kissed:
- Dean and Cas kiss
- Sam shoves them out of the way like “excuse me brb I just have to call EVERYONE I’VE EVER MET bc I am owed roughly a billion dollars in wagers from every single person I have ever spoken to that you were going to do the do”
but imagine Lucius and Narcissa finding out they’re gonna have a little boy but they get so scared because Voldemort’s GONNA BE IN his little innocent life and they don’t want that for their child and they TRY SO HARD TO KeeP it TOgethER BUT they’re TERRIFIED and when lucius fucks something up, voldemort makes seemingly innocent comments about lucius’ pregnant wife at home and he feels so frightened bc he can’t protect his family and just UGH MALFOYS
there are a few things u gotta do
- look in the mirror
- do finger guns and wink at yourself
- say these words exactly:
- "im hot as hell & rad as fuck and the coolest magical lesbian on the goddamned planet"
- more winks and finger guns
- 'pew pew' noises arent required, but do add to the mood