"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
ah yes finally a ice cream shop for me
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit
[aggressively hums the Game of Thrones theme at you progressively louder over the next month]
I found a shiny pigeon today (normal sprite on the left for comparison)